Inappropriate Anniversary Card, Throughout the years I've wanted to punch you in the face, but I still Love you

$6.00


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This listing is for one “Throughout the years we’ve been married, I’ve often wanted to punch you in the face, but I still love you.” Anniversary Card

So, life throws different things at us. And there is someone we’ve chosen to hold hands with, and deal with it all….even when things and that person suck….here’s an anniversary card that covers the gist of it :0)

The front of the card reads:

“Throughout the years we’ve been married, we’ve kissed, hugged, done “it”, had a couple of kids, yelled at each other, cussed at each other, we’ve often wanted to punch each other in the face, kick the other one out of the house, we’ve gained and lost weight, we’ve cried together, laughed together, made and lost money, gone on crazy vacations, We fart, burp, scratch our asses, urinate and defecate in front of each other, and you often forget to brush your teeth before you kiss me…..”

The inside reads:

“But I wouldn’t trade this thing called life, for anything. And there is no one else I’d rather “do life with” than you. Here’s to many more years of yelling, cussing, kissing, and urges to punch each other in the face. I love you, Happy Anniversary.”

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This is an A9 ( 5" x 7") greeting card that comes with its own white envelope and a seal.

If you’d like a set of 3:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/108025549/set-of-three-cards-for-ten-dollars

If you’d like a set of 6:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/108025852/you-pick-6-card-set-for-20-dollars


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The base of the card is made using 110 lb, 30% recycled, Wausau Cardstock.

You will receive this card, 1 envelope (made from 100% recycled materials) and 1 seal with my logo, shipped in a cello bag, to protect your purchase :0) The envelope is 5 ¾” x 7 3/8”. This is an 5 x 7” card hand made by me. Since I also hand cut the card, please note that the measurements are approximate, not exact, but they will fit in their envelopes. I am VERY passionate about EVERY one of my creations, and PROMISE they all meet up to my VERY HIGH expectations!

Thank you so much for taking interest!!! TGBTG!!! Enjoy this day!!!

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