Hello! Thank you for looking around!!!
This listing is for 1 (one) “Happy Birthday, You Freakin’ Pervert card”
Do you have a perverted friend? I do! One of my best friends is a complete pervert. He turns just about any word anyone says into something dirty. I saw a roasted nut commercial, and given that his birthday is around the corner, and I was due to make him a card (pronto!) I thought up of this one.
The front of the card reads, “MMMM, I really want to put those big salty nuts in my mouth…”
The inside reads, “You know, the ones they sell in that one aisle, at the grocery store. Why, what did you think I was talking about? Happy Birthday, you freakin’ pervert!”
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My cards can also be found for sale at Jacksonville's Museum of Contemporary Art, or MOCA, as we local's call the museum :0)
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My 'stamp' showing I made it will appear on the backs of each card.
This card comes with its own white envelope and seal. The envelope is 5 ¾” x 4 3/8”. This is a 5 ½” x 4 2/8” made by me, using my handy dandy canon printer. Since I also hand cut the card, please note that the measurements are approximate, not exact, but it will fit in its envelope. I am VERY passionate about EVERY one of my creations, and PROMISE they all meet up to my VERY HIGH expectations!
I ship within 24 hours of receiving payment. Via first class, to help save you on shipping.
Thank you so much for taking a peek! To the SWEET Lord be ALL the glory!! ENJOY THIS DAY!!
1-2 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
May 5, 2016
Apr 2, 2015
It was perfect! And it got here super fast! Thank you so much!
Mar 17, 2015
Who needs Chocolate when I have this Etsy Seller, NO CAFFEINE NEEDED!