Youre My Favorite MILF, Birthday Card, funny inappropriate card, made on recycled cardstock, comes with envelope and seal

$3.50


Hello! Thank you for looking around!

This listing is for one (1) “You’re My Favorite MILF,” Snarky birthday card

Be hilarious. Buy this card. Especially for your hot, MILF.

She’ll thank you for it.

Or punch you in the face, in which case, I am free from all damages and liability =D

The front reads, “You’re my favorite MILF” and the inside reads, “Happy Birthday!”

It’s in black and white ;) (just in case if you’re color blind and need such explanations.)

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If you’d like a set of 6 (Because of pack of cards is just always a good idea to have on hand!) to save $$ on shipping, follow the following links =D

https://www.etsy.com/listing/108025852/you-pick-6-card-set-for-20-dollars

My cards can also be found for sale at Jacksonville's Museum of Contemporary Art, or MOCA, as we local's call the museum :0)

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In my home, I am the recycling nutt, and am proud to finally move that passion into my art and creations. My logo showing I made it will appear on the backs of the card, which has been altered, to show this is made from recycled materials.

You will receive this card, 1 envelope (made from 100% recycled material) and 1 seal with my logo, shipped in a cello bag, to protect your purchase :0) The envelope is 5 ¾” x 4 3/8”. This is an 5 ½” x 4 2/8” A2 note card hand made by me. Since I also hand cut the card, please note that the measurements are approximate, not exact, but they will fit in their envelopes. I am VERY passionate about EVERY one of my creations, and PROMISE they all meet up to my VERY HIGH expectations!

Thank you so much for taking interest!!! To God be THE glory!!! Enjoy this day!!!

Shipping from United States

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Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 5 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

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Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

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  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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