Happy Birthday, You Weird Cat Lover, funny, snarky, humorous card, made on recycled paper, comes with envelope and seal

$3.50


Hello! Thank you for looking around! This listing is for one (1) “Weird Cat Lover,” Birthday Card.

So, I was playing around on my computer, and I came across this clip art. And I don’t know about you, but I found it a tad disturbing and hilarious, at the same time.

I’m a bit of a rambler, SO, if you have a friend, who is a cat lover, AND you’re a rambler too, this card may be just the right thing for you ;)

The front reads, “Happy birthday,” And features a disturbingly sexy cat.

and the inside reads:

He’s sexy and he knows it.

Wait, is it WEIRD that there’s a “sexy” cat on the front of this card?! I mean, WHO IS THIS CARD FOR?! Is there like a wife, who loves cats, and she thinks her husband is a sexy cat?
Or is this card for ‘the crazy cat lady?’

I don’t know. I guess he’s kinda cute, if you look at it from the right angle…. Like, tilt your head to the left…
Did you just look at the front and tilt your head?
Yeah you did.
Weirdo.
Happy Birthday. You weird Cat Lover.


I hope you get a kick out of this card, like my friend did :0)

If you’d like a set of three cards (shipping is cheaper with the following listings):

https://www.etsy.com/listing/108025549/set-of-three-cards-for-ten-dollars

If you’d like a set of 6:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/108025852/you-pick-6-card-set-for-20-dollars

My cards can also be found for sale at Jacksonville's Museum of Contemporary Art, or MOCA, as we local's call the museum :0)

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In my home, I am the recycling nutt, and am proud to finally move that passion into my art and creations. My logo showing I made it will appear on the backs of the card, which has been altered, to show this is made from recycled materials.

You will receive this card, 1 white envelope (made of 100% recycled materials) and 1 seal with my logo, shipped in a cello bag, to protect your purchase :0) The envelope is 5 ¾” x 4 3/8”. This is an 5 ½” x 4 2/8” A2 note card hand made by me. The card is 110 lb recycled cardstock. Since I also hand cut the card, please note that the measurements are approximate, not exact, but they will fit in their envelopes. I am VERY passionate about EVERY one of my creations, and PROMISE they all meet up to my VERY HIGH expectations!

Thank you so much for taking interest!!! To the SWEET Lord be ALL the Glory!!! Enjoy this day!!!

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