Inappropriate Birthday Card, Funny Birthday Card, Pickle Funny, Snarky, Humurous Happy Birthday card, Masculine, made on recycled paper


Hello! Thank you for looking around! This listing is for one (1) “Pickle birthday Card.”

Why a pickle?! WHY NOT?! If you have a dirty mind like I do, then you’ll love this card…OR, if the recipient has a dirty mind like I do, they’ll appreciate this card.

SO, because I’m dirty, and because I believe in WHY NOT, I made this card. This is a print, of my cartoon drawing of a pickle. The colors are sky blue and primary green. It’s meant to look like a Polaroid…. If you don’t see it, don’t worry about it, I figured I’d be the only one who knew that any way…. This is supposed to be a ‘cartoon snapshot’ of a pickle ;)

The front reads, “this is a pickle. What does a pickle have to do with your birthday?”

The inside reads, “absolutely nothing. I just think there aren’t enough cards with pickles on the front. Happy birthday!!!”


Like this card and want more than I have listed? Or see a couple other cards you’d like? If you’d like a set of 3 cards:

If you’d like a set of 6:

My cards can also be found for sale at Jacksonville's Museum of Contemporary Art, or MOCA, as we local's call the museum :0)

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In my home, I am the recycling nutt, and am proud to finally move that passion into my art and creations. My logo showing I made it will appear on the backs of the card, which has been altered, to show this is made from recycled materials.

You will receive this card, 1 envelope (made from 100% recycled material) and 1 seal with my logo, shipped in a cello bag, to protect your purchase :0) The envelope is 5 ¾” x 4 3/8”. This is an 5 ½” x 4 2/8” note card hand made by me. Since I also hand cut the card, please note that the measurements are approximate, not exact, but they will fit in their envelopes. I am VERY passionate about EVERY one of my creations, and PROMISE they all meet up to my VERY HIGH expectations!

Thank you so much for taking interest!!! TGBTG!!! Enjoy this day!!!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 5 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Reviews (2)


The perfect pickle card and FAST SHIPPING!!

Card is SUPER HIGH QUALITY and VERY well MADE! Thank you for FAST SHIPPING!! It was a PLEASURE, I'll be back! THaNk You!!!

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